diff --git a/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/append.lua b/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/append.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..f37c5791
--- /dev/null
+++ b/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/append.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+function kick()
+    CrossCall("ew_kicked_orb", GetUpdatedEntityID())
+end
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diff --git a/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/shiny_orb.lua b/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/shiny_orb.lua
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..fe6ccb81
--- /dev/null
+++ b/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/shiny_orb.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+local item_sync = dofile_once("mods/quant.ew/files/system/item_sync.lua")
+
+local rpc = net.new_rpc_namespace()
+
+ModLuaFileAppend("data/scripts/items/gold_orb.lua", "mods/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/append.lua")
+
+ModLuaFileAppend("data/scripts/items/gold_orb_greed.lua", "mods/quant.ew/files/system/shiny_orb/append.lua")
+
+dofile_once("data/scripts/lib/utilities.lua")
+
+rpc.opts_everywhere()
+function rpc.kicked_orb(gid, rx, ry)
+    if gid == nil or item_sync.find_by_gid(gid) == nil then
+        return
+    end
+    local entity_id = item_sync.find_by_gid(gid)
+
+    local x, y = EntityGetTransform( entity_id )
+
+    local comp = EntityGetFirstComponent( entity_id, "VariableStorageComponent", "kick_count" )
+
+    SetRandomSeed( GameGetFrameNum(), x + y + entity_id )
+
+    if ( comp ~= nil ) then
+        local count = ComponentGetValue2( comp, "value_int" )
+        count = count + 1
+        ComponentSetValue2( comp, "value_int", count )
+
+        SetRandomSeed(rx, ry)
+
+        local outcome = Random( 1, 22 )
+
+        if ( count < 2 ) then
+            outcome = 10
+        elseif ( count <= 4 ) then
+            outcome = math.max( outcome, 2 )
+        elseif ( count > 4 ) then
+            outcome = math.max( 1, outcome - ( count - 2 ) )
+        end
+
+        -- print( tostring( outcome ) )
+
+        if ( outcome == 1 ) then
+            EntityLoad( "data/entities/projectiles/deck/explosion.xml", x, y )
+            EntityKill( entity_id )
+            return
+        elseif ( outcome == 20 ) then
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_200.xml", x, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+        elseif ( outcome == 15 ) then
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_50.xml", x - 8, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_50.xml", x + 8, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+        elseif ( outcome < 10 ) then
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_10.xml", x, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_10.xml", x, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+        else
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_10.xml", x - 8, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_10.xml", x + 8, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+            shoot_projectile( entity_id, "data/entities/items/pickup/goldnugget_10.xml", x + 8, y, Random(-40,40), Random(-40,40) )
+        end
+    end
+end
+
+np.CrossCallAdd("ew_kicked_orb", function(entity)
+    local x, y = EntityGetTransform( entity )
+    rpc.kicked_orb(item_sync.get_global_item_id(entity), x + entity, y - GameGetFrameNum())
+end)
+
+return {}
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diff --git a/quant.ew/init.lua b/quant.ew/init.lua
index 70e3cb50..67a6ebfd 100755
--- a/quant.ew/init.lua
+++ b/quant.ew/init.lua
@@ -124,6 +124,7 @@ local function load_modules()
     ctx.load_system("world_sync_cuts")
     ctx.load_system("hamis")
     ctx.load_system("spell_refresh")
+    ctx.load_system("shiny_orb")
 end
 
 local function load_extra_modules()