diff --git a/quant.ew/data/scripts/perks/teleportitis_dodge.lua b/quant.ew/data/scripts/perks/teleportitis_dodge.lua
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+dofile_once("data/scripts/lib/utilities.lua")
+
+local sensor_range = 20
+local teleport_range = 90
+local time_active = 1
+local time_cooldown = 130
+
+local entity_id = GetUpdatedEntityID()
+local root_id = EntityGetRootEntity(entity_id)
+local pos_x, pos_y = EntityGetTransform( entity_id )
+
+local function teleport(from_x, from_y, to_x, to_y)
+    EntitySetTransform(root_id, to_x, to_y)
+    EntityLoad("data/entities/particles/teleportation_source.xml", from_x, from_y)
+    EntityLoad("data/entities/particles/teleportation_target.xml", to_x, to_y)
+    GamePlaySound("data/audio/Desktop/misc.bank","misc/teleport_use", to_x, to_y)
+
+    -- punch a hole to make sure player doesn't get stuck
+    LoadPixelScene("data/biome_impl/teleportitis_dodge_hole.png", "", to_x-3, to_y-12, "", true)
+end
+
+-- toggles vfx and sets script exec time
+local function set_cooldown(on_cooldown, frames)
+    EntitySetComponentsWithTagEnabled(entity_id, "teleportitis_dodge_vfx", not on_cooldown)
+    component_write( GetUpdatedComponentID(), {
+        execute_every_n_frame = frames,
+        mNextExecutionTime = GameGetFrameNum() + frames,
+    })
+end
+
+local genome = EntityGetFirstComponentIncludingDisabled(entity_id, "GenomeDataComponent")
+local my_herd
+if genome ~= nil then
+    my_herd = ComponentGetValue(genome, "herd_id")
+end
+
+
+-- look for enemy projectiles
+for _,proj_id in ipairs(EntityGetInRadiusWithTag( pos_x, pos_y, sensor_range, "projectile" )) do
+    local comp_proj = EntityGetFirstComponent(proj_id, "ProjectileComponent")
+    if comp_proj ~= nil then
+        local shooter_id = tonumber(ComponentGetValue(comp_proj, "mWhoShot"))
+        local herd_id = tonumber(ComponentGetValue(comp_proj, "mShooterHerdId") or -1)
+        if shooter_id ~= 0 and shooter_id ~= root_id and herd_id ~= my_herd then
+            -- found. let's prep for teleport
+            local x = 0
+            local y = 0
+
+            -- teleport direction from player aim
+            local aim_comp = EntityGetFirstComponent(root_id, "SpriteComponent", "aiming_reticle")
+            component_read( aim_comp, { offset_x = 0, offset_y = 0 }, function(comp)
+                x = comp.offset_x
+                y = comp.offset_y - 4
+                x, y = vec_normalize(x, y)
+                x, y = vec_mult(x, y, teleport_range)
+                x, y = vec_rotate(x, y, -math.pi * 0.5 * sign(x)) -- rotate 90 towards top
+                local did_hit
+                did_hit,x,y = RaytracePlatforms(pos_x, pos_y, pos_x + x, pos_y + y)
+            end)
+
+            -- reel it back a bit so we're less likely to end up inside a wall
+            local back_x = pos_x - x
+            local back_y = pos_y - y
+            -- go back 20px from teleport target but don't go beyond initial teleport position
+            local back_distance = math.min(20, get_magnitude(back_x, back_y))
+            back_x, back_y = vec_normalize(back_x, back_y)
+            x = x + back_x * back_distance
+            y = y + back_y * back_distance
+
+            -- teleport
+            teleport(pos_x, pos_y, x, y)
+            set_cooldown(true, time_cooldown)
+            return
+        end
+    end
+end
+
+-- cooldown off
+set_cooldown(false, time_active)
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